Going Crazy

Psychedelic 2Somewhere between meaningless uses of the word like “I’m crazy about you” and serious, perhaps even crippling, mental health issues is a world of sort-of-comic, sort-of-sad neurotic behavior that we lightly refer to as crazy. We use it to mean that you (or I) have crossed that fuzzy boundary that surrounds normal and you (or I) are now happily dancing around naked in pig shit singing songs from “The Sound of Music” while making funny faces. You know, crazy.

This wanton disregard for how one is expected to behave can be brought on by exhaustion, alcohol, drugs, elation or deep disappointment. Anything that knocks one out of one’s normal orbit will do. For me, it’s finishing a book. I mean totally calling it done, putting out there for anyone to buy, read, hate, love or ignore. There is something so raw about that act, so trusting and so daring, that it makes everything else seem silly.

word porn 2I’m having trouble eating and sleeping and concentrating. I don’t care what I’m wearing or how I look or what the damn bank statement says because I haven’t even opened it. All I care about right now is that somebody, anybody, reads my new book and says something. Nothing else matters. This book is everything.

Luckily, this is the fourth time I’ve done this, and so I am little more prepared. I know the craziness will pass. I’ll get back to bill paying and basic hygiene and maybe even schedule that dental check-up I put off the whole time I was writing it. Before too long, some people will praise my new book and a few will not and most people will never hear of it because that is that way of a self-published author. Knowing all this, will I write another?

I’m 30,000 words into book five and counting. Hey, I had to do something while book four was going through its final proofreads. By the way, I love this new fifth story even more. I can’t wait to publish it.

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Meet Zane’s Little Sister

c3 cover smallThe hero of y1 comes from an odd family. Each member has an unusual skill they turn to when their lives, or the lives of their friends, are threatened. Meet Zane’s little sister Teddie. She’s nine years younger, only sixteen, and clearly the most Texan and least adventuresome of the group. She likes her country music and her old pick-up truck and she’s not sure how she let her best friend talk her into spending a semester abroad in Darjeeling India.

Teddie’s innocence quickly collides with an underworld in which young women are bartered and sold. As she fights to understand a depravity that she never dreamed existed, Teddie’s life takes a strange turn of its own as her mind insists on looking for her friends, with or without her body.  Teddie must summon up more courage than has ever been expected of her, and must open herself up to ideas so different that she struggles with their very concepts.

Zane, and the rest of the family, lend support as they can. In the end however, Teddie must decide on her own to take an incredible risk. Her friends’ safety and lives depend on it.

c3 is available now on kindle here. Look for it in paperback in a few months.

Also, check out the new blog for c3 here. It will feature fun tidbits about the book and information about giveaways, as well as posts about the struggles faced by real life young women the world over, and stories of the true heroes amongst them.

What if?

What if you could do far more than you realize?  What if you could do things that others would consider z2 cover impossible?

The collection of books called 46. Ascending asks this question as five very different members of a family each discover that they respond to danger by developing skills that appear to defy logic. The next novel in the collection will be released on Amazon in late January.

Meet Alex Zeitman.  An injury ended his hopeful basketball career decades ago and today he coaches, teaches physics, and parents three talented quirky children alongside his rather odd wife Lola. His country school has a long history with organized hate groups and a sad tradition of bigotry, and the recent influx of Latino immigrants has brought out new intolerance. But when the administration itself looks like it wants to turn the clock backwards to an era of white supremacy, Alex can no longer sit idle.

Then an old friend from his own high school days reappears along with an ancient Mayan mystery that Alex can help solve, and suddenly Alex has his hands full. The past and present  intertwine as both sets of issues force Alex to come to terms with the time altering talents that he thought that he left behind years ago on a basketball court.  As he and his family find themselves in danger, Alex struggles to regain his unique relationship with time before legacies from long ago  harm those he loves, and before his own era loses a rare opportunity to bridge the past and the future.

What is 46. Ascending?

46. Ascending is the name of a collection of six interrelated novels that describe the adventures of the oddly gifted Zeitman family. The first novel, x0, concerns telepathic Lola as she finds herself the unlikely hero in a rescue mission in Nigeria. It has been available online since March 2012 at Amazon.com and at smashwords.com .

The second novel, y1, tells of son Zane who, unbeknownst to his parents, has always had an odd ability to alter his appearance.  This turns out to be very handy when Zane finds himself in danger while working at a pharmaceutical company in Chicago, and even more convenient when his situation threatens his friends in the South Pacific.

Both novels, y1 and x0, occur somewhat contemporaneously and either can be read as a stand alone book, or these two books can be read in either order. y1 will be available electronically by the end of summer 2012.

The third novel in the series will be available at the end of 2012 and will continue both Lola and Zane’s adventures forward, as well as introducing the special gift of yet another member of the family.